Dicky Bollocks

Dicky Bollocks

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

Public information broadcast

It has come to my attention that the previous blog entry may have caused distress in certain quarters

We take our responsibility to the wider internet community very seriously.

Consequently, if you suffered a psychiatric injury as a response to the previous item, please complete the form below:

Butthurt report form. BH/1/getoverit.

Completed forms should be printed onto a rough paper, rolled into a tube, and inserted where the pain is at it's worst.

Thank you for filing your Butthurt report.


  1. I've been trying to decide between the book and blog writing course so thought I'd start small and construct a mere comment instead. Only I can't get that form to work, how do I put a check mark on "I'm a little bitch" and "No one liked my selfies today" Can anyone help?

  2. I think you have to actually print it off, so then you can also use it to mop up your tears.

    I think all butthurt reports have to include a selfie of you showing a sad face, too. Preferably with preposterous eyebrows, as that seems to be a requirement of all selfies at the moment.

  3. I can offer an online mathematics course free of charge. My most popular module is subtraction which is handy if you want to determine a length of time or indeed if you wish to receive the correct change when conducting business. You can email me at yippieillneverhavetoguessagain@yahoo.com

    1. That's very kind. I am not in need of your services. But I know someone who is......


Just remember that the bastards are out to get you, so your post may be removed by the CIA without notice. Stay safe people.