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I've been trying to decide between the book and blog writing course so thought I'd start small and construct a mere comment instead. Only I can't get that form to work, how do I put a check mark on "I'm a little bitch" and "No one liked my selfies today" Can anyone help?
ReplyDeleteI think you have to actually print it off, so then you can also use it to mop up your tears.
ReplyDeleteI think all butthurt reports have to include a selfie of you showing a sad face, too. Preferably with preposterous eyebrows, as that seems to be a requirement of all selfies at the moment.
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ReplyDeleteThat's very kind. I am not in need of your services. But I know someone who is......
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