Over the coming days and weeks I shall be compiling a list of all the things Dicky Bollocks and the Essex Loon got wrong in their recent straight to video production. Incidentally, I'm sure you would wish me to commiserate with them for the unfathomable fact that they were overlooked again at the Oscars, and I shall gladly do so, once I stop laughing.
To this end, please do feel free to contribute anything you feel deserves a mention. Leave me a comment, adding **not for publication** if that's your preference, and I'll make sure it's included if it's valid, which, let's face it, it will be.
*This is not an invitation to Baldy to send me 20 pages of wankfest about the perspiration on Gerry's forehead.